"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
My favorite thing about being an archer in Skyrim is when the slow motion kill cam follows the arrow and you get to sit back and watch as it just absolutely misses the target.
This door is now a reoccurring NPC!
Our party’s slicer on making a critical success to open a jammed door (via outofcontextdnd)